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Satire

Editor - Ruairidh Macdonald
Email - satire@thegaudie.com

All opinions expressed in the Satire section are written primarily for the sake of comic value and therefore do not necessarily represent the honest views held by the author, The Gaudie, AUSA or any company which advertises with the Gaudie.

Jul 19
2 min

COVID-19 Government Update: "Third time's the charm, we promise!"

The latest vaccination centre implemented in the UK, seen here in Westminister. When asked, the landlord said that they are thankful the...

Jul 6
2 min

Gaudie Magazine Special Edition: Ask Dr. SexyEdits!

Here to help, regardless of being invited or not! By Dr. SexyEdits "Selwyn Toogood's Beauty and the Beast"by Archives New Zealand is...

Jun 29
2 min

Vatican Breaks Political Silence for Pride 2021

Thousands gather in hopes of hearing a reversal of church policy on the LGBTQ+ community By Sam Johnson Photo by Luis Cortés on Unsplash...

Jun 24
2 min

Home Secretary Supports Footballers Taking the Knee Under Special Circumstances

Home Secretary Priti Patel, seen here personally checking the immigration papers of people of colour just hours after proclaiming racism...

Jun 21
2 min

Booming Maturing Industry on the Irish Sea Border

A driver is very pleased with the current ruling as they managed to pick up on crocheting their spouse left them to finish. By Jakub...

Apr 1
2 min

EXCLUSIVE: Gaudie News Editor sensationally quits after argument with colleague

Oldest student newspaper in Scotland (according to the Guardian) rocked by explosive argument

Feb 5
2 min

"Everything fine" Declares University Senate

Students reassured and return to role as fee paying drones. image source: 30 seconds in Photoshop article by E. Norma Scock The...

Feb 2
1 min

Defund Everything. New Campaign Emerges on Campus

Image source: idc Article by Autusi Parry | 02/02/2021 Give us our meals deals back. A new pressure group has emerged on campus with the...

Dec 5, 2020
3 min

Geezer feathers nest with Uni’s £119,000

Seagull Principal’s principles questioned by Wagril Slane Illustration by Jake Roslin Seagull Principal’s principles questioned Students...

Nov 25, 2020
2 min

Aberdeen City Council leaders win Nobel Peace Prize

In a highly anticipated move, Aberdeen City Council leaders win Peace Prize for ‘ending factionalism worldwide’