Feb 5 2 min "Everything fine" Declares University Senate Students reassured and return to role as fee paying drones. image source: 30 seconds in Photoshop article by E. Norma Scock The Universit...
Feb 2 1 min Defund Everything. New Campaign Emerges on Campus Image source: idc Article by Autusi Parry | 02/02/2021 Give us our meals deals back. A new pressure group has emerged on campus with the...
Dec 5, 2020 3 min Geezer feathers nest with Uni’s £119,000 Seagull Principal’s principles questioned by Wagril Slane Illustration by Jake Roslin Seagull Principal’s principles questioned Students w...
Nov 25, 2020 2 min Aberdeen City Council leaders win Nobel Peace Prize In a highly anticipated move, Aberdeen City Council leaders win Peace Prize for ‘ending factionalism worldwide’
Oct 19, 2020 4 min Vegan proteins to impress your lesbian now-ex with I'm so sorry Martha I promise I can change
Oct 10, 2020 3 min Gordon Battle censured for trip to Welsh chip shop A senior campus figure challenged regional Covid-19 travel and household mixing rules by making a flying visit to Wales.
Sep 30, 2020 2 min Virtual Fresher’s Week "up to our usual standards" - AUSA AUSA is congratulating itself on its pandemic-prompted 100% online Fresher’s Week which “saved [them] a bloody fortune"
Sep 25, 2020 1 min UoA Alice and Minerva Appreciation Society reaches 2 million members This is the first year the society is running.
Sep 17, 2020 1 min “If I cut the caffeine, then I’ll be fine,” says Woman During Plague-Recession-Climate-Catastrophe “If I just cut the caffeine from my diet, then I can get my life together,” said Lynsay Brown, on break from her zero-hours retail contract.
Sep 10, 2020 2 min University Corruption Rankings: University of Aberdeen makes top 10 in the UK Vice-Chancellor praises “significant team effort” of Senior Management Team and promises huge banner outside the Arts Lecture Theatre