
Gaudie Satire
- Mar 18
Graduation ceremonies to be held at McDonald’s
‘New venue will be a real “quarter pounder”’ say University By Wagril Slane Aberdeen University have announced graduation ceremonies are...

Gaudie Satire
- Mar 17
Invasion of Ukraine: Step 1 Attack, Step 2 _____, Step 3 Profit?
So apparently, there is a plan? By Jakub Ivanecky Photo courtesy of Ministry of Defense of Ukraine On February 24th, the Russian...

Gaudie Satire
- Mar 3
Two Libraries Go To War After Taylor Taunts ‘Size of Rice’s Hole’
College Bounds declared a ‘No-books Land’ By Wagril Slane Tensions are mounting on campus after the Taylor Library formally declared war...

Gaudie Satire
- Mar 2
Would You Be My Quaran-tyne?
It’s that amazing time of year again, another lockdown! At least not yet anyway. By Jakub Ivanecky Photo by Laura Ockel on Unsplash It is...

Gaudie Satire
- Feb 18
Joe Rogan on his Historical Use of Racial Slur: “I’m just asking questions”
The podcaster and self-identified free thinker has addressed the criticisms of his use of a racial slur by asking more important...

Gaudie Satire
- Feb 17
Anti-Vaxxers Petition to Get Circumcisions Reversed
A petition has been launched by a group of anti-vaxxers calling for their foreskins to be reattached following the revelation of new...

Gaudie Satire
- Feb 4
Nightlife Restrictions Eased in Aberdeen: “Yay! Two unsafe venues? Don’t spoil me!”
With the restrictions on nightlife, specifically nightclubs, being lifted from Monday, we talked to a few residents about how excited...

Gaudie Satire
- Feb 3
Boris Johnson: "It wasn't me"
Being grilled by his own party and opposition ministers of parliament as well as an ever-growing proportion of the public, the Prime...

Gaudie Satire
- Nov 25, 2021
Next Climate Conference Taking Place On Tatooine
It's said to be lovely this time of year By Jakub Ivanecky Photo by Raychel Sanner on Unsplash With the COP26 climate conference in...

Gaudie Satire
- Nov 24, 2021
Tory MP: "I might be scum, but that doesn’t mean you can call me that"
Inspired by recent revelations about the finances of ministers in Parliament, the Tories have had enough of people thinking that £82,000...

Gaudie Satire
- Nov 10, 2021
COVID-19 Is the Best Thing Since Tapeworm, Honey!
The newest certified and completely safe weight loss craze is taking the United Kingdom like a plague! By Ruairidh Macdonald Photo by i...

Gaudie Satire
- Nov 9, 2021
Boris Johnson on COP 26: Glasgow!? I Thought We Were Going Abroad!?
The Prime Minister has shown his disgust at the staycation being forced upon him. By Ruairidh Macdonald Photo by Artur Kraft on Unsplash...

Gaudie Satire
- Oct 19, 2021
Karen on Facebook Outage: Where will I get my misinformation now?
The recent crash of all of Facebook’s services left Karen more worried about the secret truth of COVID-19 and cat videos than the control...

Gaudie Satire
- Oct 18, 2021
Matt Hancock on UN role: I promise I won’t make out with anyone else
This statement comes after the United Nations decided to no longer pursue his appointment By Ruairidh Macdonald "Matt Hancock donates...

Gaudie Satire
- Oct 9, 2021
Don’t Even Think About Using These Incredibly Useful Websites!
An actual photo of a student accessing a single page pdf for their upcoming essay, so horrible By Ruairidh Macdonald "Anonymous Hacker"...

Gaudie Satire
- Oct 8, 2021
Campus Architecture Soars To New Heights Of Horrifying
In an extremely rare sighting, the only joy that has ever been associated with the MacRobert Building. By Dwayne B. Utcher "365: day 301"...

Gaudie Satire
- Sep 22, 2021
Boris Johnson on gas price shock: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make
Boris Johnson, seen here remembering that hand sanisitiser is flammable and getting an amazing idea By Ruairidh Macdonald "Boris Johnson...

Gaudie Satire
- Sep 15, 2021
The Plight of The Student
Security at ATIK seen here preparing their vaccine checkpoint for Welcome Week By Marcus Wadland "German Mentors Help Strengthen Afghan...

Gaudie Satire
- Aug 5, 2021
Hungarian Political Class is Again Being Unfaithful with LGBTQ+ People and Reality
Queer people of Budapest are on their way to talk to their exes in Parliament By Jakub Ivanecky "Budapest Pride parade"by Joost (formerly...

Gaudie Satire
- Jul 19, 2021
COVID-19 Government Update: "Third time's the charm, we promise!"
The latest vaccination centre implemented in the UK, seen here in Westminister. When asked, the landlord said that they are thankful the...