- What have you been up to recently? Oh right sorry
- Well this is getting awkward. Let’s move on.
- How do you feel about new talents in pop music? Chappell Roan? Olivia Rodrigo? Sabrina Carpenter? Oh they’re after your time, huh?
- How are the uh, maggots treating you?
- Do you have anything to say about what happened at Neverland Ranch? What do you have to lose, am I right? Heh.
- What do you think of the Beatles movies’ casting?
- This conversation feels quite one sided, getting a little nervous over here.
- What did you think of the Michael Jackson glee episode? I thought it was killer! Oh, my bad.
- Your monkey, Bubbles, is still alive and well. Why did you have a monkey? You were not nice to that monkey, Michael.
- What was, in your opinion, the best show you’ve ever played?
- How do you feel about death? Me, I personally never really understood what it was.
- You know many famous people including Paul McCartney. Do you think he’d like me?
- If two trains were heading towards each other, one at 50 km/hr, the other at 37 km/hr, assuming they left at the same time, do you really think Paul McCartney would like me? George didn’t, but that was my fault.
- Wait. This isn’t Michael Jackson’s grave!
