{"id":5715,"date":"2025-04-23T14:48:23","date_gmt":"2025-04-23T13:48:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/?p=5715"},"modified":"2025-07-07T14:58:09","modified_gmt":"2025-07-07T13:58:09","slug":"interview-with-michael-jackson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/index.php\/satire\/2025\/04\/23\/interview-with-michael-jackson\/","title":{"rendered":"Interview with Michael Jackson"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">So how are you?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">What have you been up to recently? <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Oh right sorry<\/span><\/i><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Well this is getting awkward. Let\u2019s move on.\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">How do you feel about new talents in pop music? Chappell Roan? Olivia Rodrigo? Sabrina Carpenter? <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Oh they\u2019re after your time, huh?<\/span><\/i><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">How are the uh, maggots treating you?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Do you have anything to say about what happened at Neverland Ranch? What do you have to lose, am I right? Heh.\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">What do you think of the Beatles movies\u2019 casting?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">This conversation feels quite one sided, getting a little nervous over here.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">What did you think of the Michael Jackson glee episode? I thought it was killer! <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Oh, my bad.<\/span><\/i><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">You did it, didn\u2019t you?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Your monkey, Bubbles, is still alive and well. Why did you have a monkey? You were not nice to that monkey, Michael.\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">What was, in your opinion, the best show you\u2019ve ever played?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">What inspires you?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">How do you feel about death? Me, I personally never really understood what it was.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">You know many famous people including Paul McCartney. Do you think he\u2019d like me?<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">If two trains were heading towards each other, one at 50 km\/hr, the other at 37 km\/hr, assuming they left at the same time, do you really think Paul McCartney would like me? George didn\u2019t, but that was my fault.\u00a0<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Wait. This isn\u2019t Michael Jackson\u2019s grave!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So how are you? &nbsp; What have you been up to recently? Oh right sorry &nbsp; Well this is getting awkward. Let\u2019s move on.\u00a0 &nbsp; How do you feel about new talents in pop music? Chappell Roan? Olivia Rodrigo? Sabrina Carpenter? Oh they\u2019re after your time, huh? &nbsp; How are the uh, maggots treating you? 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