{"id":5712,"date":"2025-04-23T14:41:02","date_gmt":"2025-04-23T13:41:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/?p=5712"},"modified":"2025-07-07T14:45:49","modified_gmt":"2025-07-07T13:45:49","slug":"a-poem-for-microsoft-authenticator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/index.php\/satire\/2025\/04\/23\/a-poem-for-microsoft-authenticator\/","title":{"rendered":"A poem for Microsoft Authenticator"},"content":{"rendered":"

Oh, Microsoft authenticator, sweet and true<\/span><\/p>\n

You are my protector in the digital view<\/span><\/p>\n

Steadfast, safe, and pure<\/span><\/p>\n

You keep my essays and uni files secure\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

With every code you make me input<\/span><\/p>\n

You set our journey of love afoot\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Passwords I lose and forget but you are my key\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

My soulmate in an app, forever meant to be<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

If my fingerprint doesn\u2019t match<\/span><\/p>\n

You always know the catch<\/span><\/p>\n

Lock me from my files to prevent an attack<\/span><\/p>\n

As if anyone would want my dissertation to hack<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Open the app and enter the number shown on your screen<\/span><\/p>\n

Stop it, you make me feel like a queen\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Testing access to my own work<\/span><\/p>\n

It\u2019s just one of your many quirks<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

You give me love in bits and bytes<\/span><\/p>\n

Keeping me safe even through the nights<\/span><\/p>\n

I wrote this poem for you<\/span><\/p>\n

Now please, to my essays, let me through.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Oh, Microsoft authenticator, sweet and true You are my protector in the digital view Steadfast, safe, and pure You keep my essays and uni files secure\u00a0   With every code you make me input You set our journey of love afoot\u00a0 Passwords I lose and forget but you are my key\u00a0 My soulmate in an […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":5713,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","iawp_total_views":47,"footnotes":""},"categories":[85],"tags":[424,1172,294,886],"wf_post_folders":[228],"class_list":["post-5712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-satire","tag-hannah-jennings","tag-microsoft","tag-poetry","tag-satire"],"acf":[],"author_meta":{"display_name":"Hannah Jennings","author_link":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/index.php\/author\/hannahj\/"},"featured_img":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Image-Credit_-AS-Photography-via-Pixabay-1-300x200.jpg","coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["Satire<\/a>"],"unlinked":["Satire<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["Hannah Jennings<\/a>","Microsoft<\/a>","Poetry<\/a>","satire<\/a>"],"unlinked":["Hannah Jennings<\/span>","Microsoft<\/span>","Poetry<\/span>","satire<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"0","relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 1 year ago","modified":"Updated 1 year ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on 23 April 2025","modified":"Updated on 7 July 2025"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on 23 April 2025 14:41","modified":"Updated on 7 July 2025 14:45"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5712","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/24"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5712"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5712\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5714,"href":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5712\/revisions\/5714"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5713"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5712"},{"taxonomy":"wf_post_folders","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/wf_post_folders?post=5712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}