{"id":5535,"date":"2023-10-23T10:49:44","date_gmt":"2023-10-23T09:49:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/?p=5535"},"modified":"2026-07-20T13:24:47","modified_gmt":"2026-07-20T12:24:47","slug":"womanhood-after-barbie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/index.php\/satire\/2023\/10\/23\/womanhood-after-barbie\/","title":{"rendered":"Womanhood after Barbie"},"content":{"rendered":"

Now that the Barbie movie has left theatres, I feel my place in society as a woman is called into question. <\/span>Is feminism even real, or was it just a marketing ploy?<\/strong> Why was it so wrong for little girls to imagine themselves as mothers and nothing else? Because of this, I had to look inward to decide what being a woman means to me, and I realised that I don’t want to make decisions anymore! I needed to return to the way of life that our ancestors lived and become a Trad Wife. I now know exactly what I was put on this Earth to do: submit to my husband. Nowhere do I feel as fulfilled and useful as when I am wearing a grey floor-length dress and apron while I make TikToks about how liberal women don\u2019t love their husbands. <\/span> I start every morning by drinking coffee, making breakfast, and going on TikTok live to tell my followers that women who don\u2019t obey their husbands\u2019 every command are going to Hell. I have quite the following and have been able to convert many women to the Trad Wife lifestyle! Some people have told me that I\u2019m \u201cdamaging society\u201d and \u201cinsane\u201d but I don\u2019t let the hate get to me. I understand that some people are simply on a path to eternal suffering in the fiery depths of Hell and I am unable to stop their sinning. I\u2019ll wave at them as they go. <\/span> There is true freedom in homeschooling my children Maverick and Ashleigh (I recently renamed them to fit my new aesthetic) and teaching them about the Amazon Prime-edition Bible. I get to choose their educational needs instead of letting the woke liberal agenda teach them about science and sodomy (god, I miss sodomy). Little Mavy just learned how to assemble a shotgun!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

The Barbie Movie never mentioned how fulfilling life could be from simply making three meals a day for my husband and children, doing his laundry, burping him after he eats, raising the toilet seat for him, and looking out my windows because I\u2019m not allowed outside! <\/span>Previously, issues of inequality and sexism stressed me out, but now that my husband does the thinking for me, I\u2019ve never been happier! <\/strong>My marriage has been perfect ever since I realised that, as the man of the house, my husband is closer to God than I am; disrespecting him would be disrespecting God.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019ve never been more relaxed and sure of myself in my life! I feel connected to my ancestors and I know I am doing right by them and by God. Oops, I just heard my husband get home! Don\u2019t tell him about this, I\u2019m not allowed to write anymore.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Now that the Barbie movie has left theatres, I feel my place in society as a woman is called into question. Is feminism even real, or was it just a marketing ploy? Why was it so wrong for little girls to imagine themselves as mothers and nothing else? Because of this, I had to look […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":44,"featured_media":5536,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","iawp_total_views":8,"footnotes":""},"categories":[85],"tags":[1241,332,320,886],"wf_post_folders":[228],"class_list":{"0":"post-5535","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-satire","8":"tag-barbie","9":"tag-film","10":"tag-marlee-silverman","11":"tag-satire"},"acf":[],"author_meta":{"display_name":"Marlee Silverman","author_link":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/index.php\/author\/marleesilverman\/"},"featured_img":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/Photo-Credit_-Andrea-Piacquadio-via-Pexels-300x200.jpg","coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["Satire<\/a>"],"unlinked":["Satire<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["Barbie<\/a>","Film<\/a>","Marlee Silverman<\/a>","satire<\/a>"],"unlinked":["Barbie<\/span>","Film<\/span>","Marlee Silverman<\/span>","satire<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"0","relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 3 years ago","modified":"Updated 4 weeks ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on 23 October 2023","modified":"Updated on 20 July 2026"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on 23 October 2023 10:49","modified":"Updated on 20 July 2026 13:24"},"featured_img_caption":"Andrea Piacquadio via Pexels","series_order":"","amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/44"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5535"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5535\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5538,"href":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5535\/revisions\/5538"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5536"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5535"},{"taxonomy":"wf_post_folders","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gaudie.co.uk\/wpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/wf_post_folders?post=5535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}